Scott Cawthon: Yo dawg yo, I heard you like using tablets, so we put Five Nights at Freddy’s on the iPad so you can use a tablet while you use a tablet!
Combined with Microsoft treating Rare like shit and overdoing Halo with this, you have my reasoning for sticking with Nintendo. While Sony may do a better job than Microsoft, this is probably the one thing that my eyes are focused on.
And while I make my attempts to stay neutral, it pains me to see so much focused at Nintendo for being “terrible” even with the Wii U and 3DS doing an excellent job in the industry. The majority of these so-called gamers are following a company who can’t even come up with their own ideas once it’s not about a game in one of their main series.
Now I’m willing to admit that the PSASBR and LBPK issues are different, as it’s always fun to have a crossover fighter between your company’s characters, and a mascot racer as well. Nintendo’s not the only one to do that. In fact, I will go as far as saying that Sonic and SEGA All-Stars Racing was a major improvement over Mario Kart, as there was no rage-inducing power-up equivalent to the blue shell, and rather than just Sonic, SEGA got their entire library together. They even did a much needed favor for the fans by including Banjo and Kazooie on the Xbox 360 version. But back to Sony. When combined with all the other ideas shown, it supports the idea and makes it all the more clear that Sony is just stealing ideas from others to make themselves look better. Microsoft is just as guilty, if not doing so in a shittier way.
Here’s the characters I’m looking forward to using in Super Smash Bros. 4.
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It pisses me off knowing that we’ll have to wait at least ten or so more years for the next Smash Bros, and hope Sakurai doesn’t fuck up with useless characters like Dr. Mario and Dark Pit. We could also do without Rosalina, Bowser Jr. and Lucina. It’s not that I don’t like those three, it’s just that I don’t think they served enough purpose in their series to deserve such a big honor. I mean, I don’t even remember them being fan favorites, just a few characters that we liked was all I saw them as from comparing myself to the rest of the community.
One of the best parts of welcoming Dark Pit to the fray is that we get to have his fan-tastic theme song included in Smash Bros as well. Both of them, in fact! (Yep, they put both versions in!)
He doesn’t deserve a warm welcome though. He wasn’t necessary. He and Dr. Mario should have been alternate costumes for their main counterparts.
Seriously, how is Sakurai able to give Bowser Jr. SEVEN MOTHERFUCKING alternate costumes to let everyone play as the Koopalings, but leaves these wastes of space as extras who are like benchwarmers on a sports team? Why couldn’t we have given those character slots to someone useful like Snake, Ridley (IDGAF if he’s too big, Olimar is practically about the size of someone’s pinkie finger according to the Pikmin Wiki), Tails, Rayman, Wolf, Roy, Krystal, Peppy, or even Slippy?
blowing up bridges
its looks like sonic ran across that bridge
what type of alligator is this?
It’s not an alligator, it’s a crocodile. I believe they have been classified as huskodiles.
wtf is this thing?
it doesn’t even have joysticks..
do you even rumble??!?
looks like we got ourselves a youngster
*old man voice* in my day, you had to shake the controller yourself
via Cop v. Black Guy
this is no exaggeration.
it gets this intense, that fast, for no reason.
Volcano erupting from space
It looks like it’s erupting from Earth.
Earth is in space.
You’re in space.
Imagine spending all your time going up and down your best python friend.
When your parents try to act cool around your friends like
Dat goat be like “SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER!”